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Knife throw. And I thought the guy at the driving rg had a bad...

Sun, 08 May 2011 17:46:54 -0400

Knife throw. And I thought the guy at the driving rg had a bad job!

Just ate Chipotle… So this is gonna be a tough decision.

Sun, 17 Apr 2011 19:02:57 -0400

Just ate Chipotle… So this is gonna be a tough decision.

Saw 3 movies this wk. 2 of em were really good. The other 1 was insidious.

Mon, 11 Apr 2011 03:23:23 -0400

Saw 3 movies this wk. 2 of em were really good. The other 1 was insidious.

Any1 takin shots at my friend Kirk should at least watch his Tonite Show clip. Opening 4 Sheen was...

Tue, 05 Apr 2011 00:03:17 -0400

Any1 takin shots at my friend Kirk should at least watch his Tonite Show clip. Opening 4 Sheen was like performing at San Quentin.

So the Sheen show wasn’t good? U mean a drug addict w/no stage exp in front of 2000 drunks in...

Sun, 03 Apr 2011 10:08:31 -0400

So the Sheen show wasn’t good? U mean a drug addict w/no stage exp in front of 2000 drunks in Detroit didn’t go well?? Just nothin 2 believe in anymore.

Wont b @Comedy Store 2nite. Musta caught a cold @Ice Cube show Weds. I remember when bullets flew...

Sat, 02 Apr 2011 01:49:45 -0400

Wont b @Comedy Store 2nite. Musta caught a cold @Ice Cube show Weds. I remember when bullets flew @Cube concerts. Now just germs.

Gonna be on The Daily Habit and Chelsea Lately 2nite. And I’m goin 2 the Ice Cube concert....

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 01:14:58 -0400

Gonna be on The Daily Habit and Chelsea Lately 2nite. And I’m goin 2 the Ice Cube concert. Gotta say It Was A Good Day.

Watchin To Catch A Predator on msnbc. This shit NEVER gets old! Why can’t they make more...

Mon, 28 Mar 2011 04:30:13 -0400

Watchin To Catch A Predator on msnbc. This shit NEVER gets old! Why can’t they make more episodes? And why can’t I be the host??

Just saw 1 of those ASPCA ads showing a 3-legged dog saying “When will I eat again?”...

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 07:26:40 -0400

Just saw 1 of those ASPCA ads showing a 3-legged dog saying “When will I eat again?” Would it kill the cameraman 2 throw him a Milk Bone??

Just did the Fox morning show in B’ham. Don’t think they were ready 4 all my bidet talk....

Fri, 25 Mar 2011 14:13:56 -0400

Just did the Fox morning show in B’ham. Don’t think they were ready 4 all my bidet talk. Now I’m at ABC. Then there will be sleep.

Just got pkd up at B’ham airport by Diamond Limo. Not nearly as prompt, safe or clean as a...

Thu, 24 Mar 2011 20:33:11 -0400

Just got pkd up at B’ham airport by Diamond Limo. Not nearly as prompt, safe or clean as a taxi, but I got 2 look like I was going 2 prom alone.

Coming 2 Birmingham Thurs-Sun. If u live in Birmingham come 2 the Stardome. If u don’t live in...

Thu, 24 Mar 2011 02:22:47 -0400

Coming 2 Birmingham Thurs-Sun. If u live in Birmingham come 2 the Stardome. If u don’t live in Birmingham… fuckin drive 2 Birmingham!!

Why would u even bother 2 sue a Psychic? Even if u win the fact that ur a dumb ass is now official...

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 21:40:17 -0400

Why would u even bother 2 sue a Psychic? Even if u win the fact that ur a dumb ass is now official public record. Come c me in Birmingham Thurs!!

Now we gotta go eat @ a fancy burger place bc they make their own ketchup. U know who else makes...

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 22:48:45 -0400

Now we gotta go eat @ a fancy burger place bc they make their own ketchup. U know who else makes their own ketchup? Fuckin Heinz!!

I get the pedi part bc now I can finally wear all my favorite sandals. But no matter how nice my...

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 22:24:12 -0400

I get the pedi part bc now I can finally wear all my favorite sandals. But no matter how nice my fingernails r they’re goin str8 up my nose when I leave here.

Getting another mani/pedi w/Jamie. I’ve agreed 2 endure this crap 3x bc I love her. But the...

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 22:09:36 -0400

Getting another mani/pedi w/Jamie. I’ve agreed 2 endure this crap 3x bc I love her. But the day she makes me get a mammogram it’s over! ;)

Can’t w8 2 watch The Fab 5 on espn 2nite! Ahh let’s reminisce on a time when...

Sun, 13 Mar 2011 21:19:57 -0400

Can’t w8 2 watch The Fab 5 on espn 2nite! Ahh let’s reminisce on a time when college bball had more 2 offer than run-n-gun mormons!!

Why do they keep calling Blake Griffin Auburn Mamba? Doesn’t Mocha Mamba sound better? And...

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 05:23:58 -0500

Why do they keep calling Blake Griffin Auburn Mamba? Doesn’t Mocha Mamba sound better? And even I could dunk over a Kia!

YORK, PA was windier than The Wizard of Oz 2day! But the crowd at Strand-Capitol was AWESOME!! Thanx...

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 02:36:04 -0500

YORK, PA was windier than The Wizard of Oz 2day! But the crowd at Strand-Capitol was AWESOME!! Thanx Yorkies!!

GREAT show in Wilmington 2nite. Sorry I didn’t get 2 meet everybody afterward. Was @ a...

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 03:11:18 -0500

GREAT show in Wilmington 2nite. Sorry I didn’t get 2 meet everybody afterward. Was @ a meet/greet in the basement 4 some reason. SO SORRY!!