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May 8

Knife throw. And I thought the guy at the driving rg had a bad job!

Apr 17

Just ate Chipotle… So this is gonna be a tough decision.

Apr 11

Saw 3 movies this wk. 2 of em were really good. The other 1 was insidious.

Apr 5

Any1 takin shots at my friend Kirk should at least watch his Tonite Show clip. Opening 4 Sheen was like performing at San Quentin.

Apr 3

So the Sheen show wasn’t good? U mean a drug addict w/no stage exp in front of 2000 drunks in Detroit didn’t go well?? Just nothin 2 believe in anymore.

Apr 2

Wont b @Comedy Store 2nite. Musta caught a cold @Ice Cube show Weds. I remember when bullets flew @Cube concerts. Now just germs.

Mar 31

Gonna be on The Daily Habit and Chelsea Lately 2nite. And I’m goin 2 the Ice Cube concert. Gotta say It Was A Good Day.

Mar 28

Watchin To Catch A Predator on msnbc. This shit NEVER gets old! Why can’t they make more episodes? And why can’t I be the host??

Mar 27

Just saw 1 of those ASPCA ads showing a 3-legged dog saying “When will I eat again?” Would it kill the cameraman 2 throw him a Milk Bone??

Mar 25

Just did the Fox morning show in B’ham. Don’t think they were ready 4 all my bidet talk. Now I’m at ABC. Then there will be sleep.